Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
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So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
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