return my video game
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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