I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
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I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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