You smell like stripper and shame
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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