Midget sex pt 2 tonight
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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