party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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