I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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