He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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