I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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