Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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