I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
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I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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