Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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