is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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