wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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