If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Dick very happy bro
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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