i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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