OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
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let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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