So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
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