she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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