She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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