you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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