During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
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Do I have a choice?
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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