Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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