She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
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They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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