I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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