I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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