Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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