At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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