this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Dicks are not precious.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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