Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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