Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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