Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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