Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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