Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
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..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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