We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
kristin has been a bad kristin
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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