I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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