living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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