Is it normal to miss your booty call?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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