she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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