Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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