i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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