He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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