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Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count

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You don't understand. I'm not like you.

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(609): Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count (1-609): You don't understand. I'm not like you. http://tfl.nu/ja4i

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(778): View more from British Columbia

i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?

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(778): i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea? http://tfl.nu/q7z7

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She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye

(319): View more from Iowa

Wasn't she moving abroad?

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Are you really going to debate this?

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(419): She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye (319): Wasn't she moving abroad? (419): Are you really going to debate this? http://tfl.nu/djv0

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(518): View more from New York

my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...

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(518): my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her... http://tfl.nu/xju0

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(519): View more from Ontario

we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"

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(519): we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault" http://tfl.nu/rtah

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(214): View more from Texas

you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.

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(214): you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night. http://tfl.nu/kc82

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(919): View more from North Carolina

are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?

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(919): are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet? http://tfl.nu/54if

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(618): View more from Illinois

This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.

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(618): This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape. http://tfl.nu/eyxg

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.

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(617): Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns. http://tfl.nu/g37i

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(360): View more from Washington

Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.

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(360): Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE. http://tfl.nu/0hus

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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"

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(530): I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex" http://tfl.nu/wknw

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The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.

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(530): The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved. http://tfl.nu/1q3u

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(226): View more from Ontario

wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.

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(226): wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all. http://tfl.nu/mko0

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!

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Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single

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(615): Vodka tonic time....wish me luck! (1-615): Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single http://tfl.nu/b04m

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(214): View more from Texas

They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that

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How awkward

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Yeah it's pretty fucked up

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(214): They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that (972): How awkward (214): Yeah it's pretty fucked up http://tfl.nu/97bk

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