do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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