We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Umm I'm too high to move.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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