I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
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I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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