do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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