you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
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