How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
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Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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