Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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